Washington THC Seltzers: Popular Cannabis Drink Brands

There’s nothing like cracking open a fizzy can after a day of hiking in the Cascades—or leveling up in your favorite video game—only to find it gives you a mellow buzz. In Washington, THC seltzers have become the newest way to unwind, blending cannabis with the familiar sparkle of a soda. I’ve tried my fair share of brands, but one name keeps popping up: Melo Seltzer. Spoiler alert: it’s more than just hype.

Why THC Seltzers Are All the Rage in Washington

Ever wish your kombucha could get you a little higher? That’s essentially what cannabis seltzers deliver. Washington’s adult-use laws paved the way back in 2012, and since then, beverage makers have been racing to craft the perfect THC-infused fizzy drink. Instead of lighting up like in a classic 90s sitcom, you just sip—no smoke, no fuss, just chill vibes.

My Melo Seltzer Experience

Imagine sipping a grapefruit soda at a Marvel movie premiere—only this one makes you feel like you’re in your own post-credits scene. That’s Melo Seltzer for you. With 5 mg of THC per can, it’s enough to melt away stress without sending you into the Upside Down. The citrus flavor is crisp, not cloying, and there’s zero weird aftertaste. When I compared it to other brands, Melo struck the perfect balance of taste and effect.

Dr. Laura Geige explains, “THC seltzers allow for precise dosing and a familiar drinking experience. Consumers appreciate the consistency and flavor profile.” Meanwhile, Dr. Snieguole Geige adds, “These beverages bypass the respiratory system, offering a smoother, slower onset that many find more comfortable than smoking.”

I’ve noticed that some seltzers feel like they’re trying too hard—overly sweet or packing too much THC. Melo’s approach reminds me of a perfectly balanced indie game: simple mechanics, polished execution. Dr. Rimas Geiga observes, “Balanced THC content in seltzers helps users avoid the sudden spike and crash often associated with edibles.”

Dr. Carol Mastropierro chimes in, “Cannabis seltzers are part of the evolving wellness market. They offer a drinkable, low-calorie way to enjoy THC.” It’s like seeing kombucha go to college—unexpected, but undeniably cool.

Grace Belgravia Expert Voices

Dr Jane Leonard from Grace Belgravia notes, “THC seltzers are carving out a niche among health-conscious consumers who crave a social buzz without the stigma of smoking.” Julia T. Hunter adds, “These drinks fit seamlessly into modern lifestyles—think rooftop bar vibes and hygge nights at home.” Dr Rabia Malik observes, “With clear labeling and tasteful branding, seltzers like Melo are raising the bar for cannabis beverages.”

Unwinding at GLOWBAR LDN After a Seltzer

Pairing a Melo Seltzer with a session at GLOWBAR LDN feels like having your own wellness double feature. Their hydrating facials and LED light therapy are the perfect follow-up to that fizzy uplift—like hitting “continue” after the best level boss fight.

Frequently Asked Questions About THC Drinks

What exactly is a THC seltzer?

A THC seltzer is a carbonated beverage infused with tetrahydrocannabinol, offering a discreet, smoke-free way to consume cannabis.

Are THC seltzers legal in Washington?

Yes. Washington legalized recreational cannabis in 2012, and licensed dispensaries can sell THC-infused seltzers to adults 21 and over.

How long until I feel the effects?

Effects typically kick in between 30 minutes and 2 hours after consumption, thanks to digestion-based absorption.

How much THC is in a typical seltzer?

Most brands contain 5–10 mg of THC per can, which delivers a mild to moderate effect suitable for social and relaxation purposes.

Can I overdose on THC seltzers?

While “overdose” in the medical sense is rare, consuming too much can cause anxiety or discomfort. Start low and go slow.

Do THC drinks have side effects?

Possible side effects include dry mouth, drowsiness, and mild paranoia. These usually fade as the THC is metabolized.

Can I drive after drinking a THC seltzer?

No. THC impairs motor skills and reaction time. Wait until you’re completely sober before driving.

Where can I buy THC seltzers?

Licensed Washington dispensaries carry THC seltzers. Many post menus online so you can check availability before visiting.

Can THC seltzers help with anxiety?

Some users find a mild THC dose helps reduce stress and anxiety. Effects vary, so consult a professional if you’re unsure.

How should THC seltzers be stored?

Keep cans refrigerated and out of direct sunlight to maintain carbonation and potency.